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Author Topic: You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.  (Read 1650 times)
98valk
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« on: July 14, 2010, 08:43:45 AM »

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
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      Unfortunately, now we are beginning to understand what the second one means and what the first says about us.

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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2010, 09:08:04 AM »

Those commedian quotes are precious!!!!!!!  TRUE humor, wish it werent though  Embarrassed
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Bobbo
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2010, 09:33:25 AM »

      'My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. 
I hope you'll join with me as we try to change  it.'  -- Barack Obama


      Unfortunately, now we are beginning to understand what the second one means and what the first says about us.

The jokes were pretty funny!  cooldude

The quote here is wrong, but I surmise you were using it as a parody and not expecting it to be taken seriously.   crazy2

No, I’m not posting the Snopes and other links, so if interested it’s easy to look up.

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98valk
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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2010, 10:25:29 AM »

is he not "the kenyan born illegal immigrant" with the help of reed and pelosi changing america?

AP declared Obama “Kenyan-Born”
in which Keyes faulted Obama for not being a “natural born citizen”, and in which Obama, by his quick retort, “So what? I am running for Illinois Senator, not the presidency”, self-admitted that he was not eligible for the office.

In October of 2004, during the ABC Chicago Affiliate’s broadcast of the Obama-Keyes debates, Obama openly admitted — he conceded — that he was not a natural born citizen. (C-Span aired the uncut version of the debates, which contained this exchange, in the second half of April, 2005)

http://www.infowars.com/ap-declared-obama-kenyan-born/


http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/l/lawyersues.htm
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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2010, 10:40:34 AM »

is he not "the kenyan born illegal immigrant" with the help of reed and pelosi changing america?

AP declared Obama “Kenyan-Born”
in which Keyes faulted Obama for not being a “natural born citizen”, and in which Obama, by his quick retort, “So what? I am running for Illinois Senator, not the presidency”, self-admitted that he was not eligible for the office.

In October of 2004, during the ABC Chicago Affiliate’s broadcast of the Obama-Keyes debates, Obama openly admitted — he conceded — that he was not a natural born citizen. (C-Span aired the uncut version of the debates, which contained this exchange, in the second half of April, 2005)

http://www.infowars.com/ap-declared-obama-kenyan-born/


http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/l/lawyersues.htm


Are you actually going to Snopes and searching for the keywords “FALSE” and “Obama” then copying and pasting the results?!   2funny

It appears you are intentionally posting inflammatory remarks to see what reaction you will get.  I think there was another thread here that described this action.  Let’s see…  Where was it?…   Cheesy

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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2010, 09:23:05 AM »

Comedians make fun of virtually anything they think will give them a laugh.  Comedians just don't get the material from  the Dems as they do from the Repugs. 
Bush was like a straight man in a funny vaudeville routine except for irreparable damage that has been done throughout the world by his ineptitude and those that supported "W" (DumbellU) not once, but twice-unbelievable.
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