GUN SHOT SURVIVOR - How's this for a gunshot survivor...

[3fan4life]

 
 
  Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.

He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.


  Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be just a coincidence.

[Stanley Steamer]

 

[F6AJ]

That felt good to laugh!! Thanks AJ

[Mike M in ohio]

   If Linda can just keep her hands pressed to her head for, maybe, two, three or four months more.... ..the President's new healthcare plan will pay for a "containment cap" to halt the leaking of her brain!!!!                                                        Mike in N.Y.

[..]

A golden oldie 

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp

[X Ring]

I was gonna say this story is rather old.

Marty

[Big Rig]

   If Linda can just keep her hands pressed to her head for, maybe, two, three or four months more.... ..the President's new healthcare plan will pay for a "containment cap" to halt the leaking of her brain!!!!                                                        Mike in N.Y.

If she voted for him, the brain was never there...om just sayin...

[bigguy]

MythBusters did a show on that. A can of biscuits can explode from heat and leave dough on the back of someone's head in the front seat. I don't remember if they called in "plausible," or "confirmed." They only test to see if something is possible. By their definition, "confirmed'" only means that something is possible. "Plausible," means that it could happen under rare or unusual circumstances.