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Obama just assigned one of his chefs as the fatso czar. The plan is for Obama to be your personal weight loss manager. They are planning on demanding BMI indicators (how fat we are) on every citizen sometime in 2012. So, I guess that means you have 2 years to get with the program and then the administration takes over and manages your weight loss for you. Its FANTASTIC, all you have to do is sit back and eat exactly what they tell you to eat and soon you will be skinny. WOW, is that the change we can believe in? Next on the agenda....haircut standards and uniforms......I can hardly wait. Ooops...my bad...I re read....its 2014, so you have a couple more years before they take measurements http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/07/17/feds-monitor-obesity-white-house-promotes-obama-cook-senior-position/ |
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« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2010, 12:20:37 PM » |
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I am sorry but I am fat.
i will be fat and they can say what they want , all those on Welfare are Fat and those on food
stamps are fat.
Began with these first and that should do it.
Fat does no mean bad health, it does mean however they will , OH MY GOD , descriminate against
you for being fat.
Well as of late, Mrs. Obama, trying to thin down Americas Chidlren, have you seen her posterior,
it is fantastically huge, last video i saw her in she was munching down on a ICE CREAM.
On vacation in Maine, with Mr. I will not rest till the Gulf is out of this mess.
He won't even vacation in the Gulf, good example Mr. President.
Sorry just a observation.
Big Al
Fat Boy and loving it.
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2010, 12:24:12 PM » |
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Und zen ve vill all tack exerzise togezer in our state supplied uniforms. Ve vill look so handsome.
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2010, 12:42:39 PM » |
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Easy Britman, don't bring up the war.
Big AL
Sprecken si Deutch.
Deh FaterLand and De Faterland is de only Faterland.
Hitler Youth 1937.
They were all thin and encouraged to be Gay like the Brown Shirts Leader.
Who Hitler killed on the night of the long knives.
Before the German People found out about the life Hitler had lived in Vienna.
It is a widely held view Hitler was a male prostitute in the city of Vienna.
While he was a art student and failing at it I might add.
Big Al
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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2010, 01:00:20 PM » |
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My bullets are FAT too! Screw BMI ! BMG is Mo'Betteh !   |
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2010, 02:10:41 PM » |
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thought this was a VALK FORUM,WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BIKES
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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2010, 02:41:00 PM » |
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You gain about 1 horse power with every 10 pounds of rider weight loss. Google it.
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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2010, 02:42:30 PM » |
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thought this was a VALK FORUM,WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BIKES
Go piss and moan about the "boobie" thread.  |
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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2010, 02:50:36 PM » |
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My Valk is fat.  |
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I can't help about the shape I'm in I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin But don't ask me what I think of you I might not give the answer that you want me to  |
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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2010, 02:53:35 PM » |
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thought this was a VALK FORUM,WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BIKES
Go piss and moan about the "boobie" thread. Hahaha....good point Roadkill....They must be Big Al's fan club  |
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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2010, 02:56:02 PM » |
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thought this was a VALK FORUM,WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BIKES
What it has to do with is FREEDOM. If our government can even say these words "we are going to track BMI on everyone" without reprisal, then freedom is being taken away. What if they decide you dont need to ride motorcycles because its too dangerous and many gallons of gas are spent on trips that have no purpose other than to just ride and endanger people and waste gas. Its about freedom and all bikers understand that (except you I guess) This government we have now is dangerous and we all need to get our heads up and eyes open.......information is the power right now.....besides as someone said.........lose weight and the Valkyrie performs better, you look better, live longer, can actually bend over and clean the Valkyrie so it looks better and lasts longer.......Is that related enough for you now? |
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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2010, 03:25:56 PM » |
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thought this was a VALK FORUM,WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BIKES
What it has to do with is FREEDOM. If our government can even say these words "we are going to track BMI on everyone" without reprisal, then freedom is being taken away. What if they decide you dont need to ride motorcycles because its too dangerous and many gallons of gas are spent on trips that have no purpose other than to just ride and endanger people and waste gas. Its about freedom and all bikers understand that (except you I guess) This government we have now is dangerous and we all need to get our heads up and eyes open.......information is the power right now.....besides as someone said.........lose weight and the Valkyrie performs better, you look better, live longer, can actually bend over and clean the Valkyrie so it looks better and lasts longer.......Is that related enough for you now?  |
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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2010, 06:00:45 PM » |
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IT IS ALWAYS FUN TO STIR THE BUCKET AROUND HERE,JUST LIKE FISHIN FOR THE BIG BASS,THROW IN THE HOOK AND YA ALWAYS CAN CATCH A BIG IN
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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2010, 07:02:37 PM » |
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IT IS ALWAYS FUN TO STIR THE BUCKET AROUND HERE,JUST LIKE FISHIN FOR THE BIG BASS,THROW IN THE HOOK AND YA ALWAYS CAN CATCH A BIG IN
And this little thing you do has WHAT to do with motorcycles? |
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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2010, 09:53:26 PM » |
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IT IS ALWAYS FUN TO STIR THE BUCKET AROUND HERE,JUST LIKE FISHIN FOR THE BIG BASS,THROW IN THE HOOK AND YA ALWAYS CAN CATCH A BIG IN
Careful what you fish for....Sometimes you catch something that wont wash off with Borax ORpenicillin |
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« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2010, 06:37:39 AM » |
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The only thing you can take with you when you die is your weight....and now they want to take that away too.... on the 10 pounds per horse power....that means I picked up 3 more horses.... |
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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2010, 07:04:34 AM » |
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More Horse Power, 1hp per 10 lbs.
CB gone,
Pods with lights gone.
Cup Holder Gone.
Fairing Gone.
Stock Hard BAGs gone.
One shock on the back is enough, gone
Straight pipes are lighter gone.
Front Fender, I don't need no stinkin front fender gone.
Passenger seat gone.
2 Gallons in the tank at any one time, lighter.
Less oil in the Crank Case, lighter still yet.
Holes drilled in frame to lighten it done 2 pds. saved.
Shaved tread off tires , rolling resistance is now improved.
90 psi in tires, another rolling resistance thing improved.
I don't need front brakes, rotors, calipers, brake lever, hoses, fluids gone.
Silk Parachute and relaease device in place of front brake.
With these mods I believe that I could achieve at least 160 mph at Bonneville Salt Flats.
I now need a tuner for my Bonneville Run, any Volunteers?
Big Al
Quote of the Month," It iS a Race and Don't let anyone tell you otherwise."
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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2010, 07:39:58 AM » |
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50 HP shot of NOS.....after installed, Go test ride for Ice cream  |
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« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2010, 04:36:30 PM » |
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my post has alot to do with valks,look at all the valk bonding it created,
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« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2010, 04:41:04 PM » |
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What part?
Fishing Line or catcha biggun.
Al
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« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2010, 07:27:19 AM » |
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The dumb asses are at it again. Proof that there are serious failings in the US educational system... particularly down south.
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« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2010, 09:53:57 AM » |
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That's right Big Al, fat is good for you and diabetes is fun for everyone. United States can't even defend itself if it became necessary with all the morbidly obese young adults. Obesity is of national interest due to the incredible cost (to taxpaying Americans) of treating life-long illnesses such as diabetes.
I don't know about you guys but I'm putting away money right now to buy up the Valks of those that think being morbidly obese (no see-ums) is acceptable. Remember to "girlie" them all up first so I can sell off all the aftermarket shiny stuff to others that want to girlie up.
Guck-where gut extends to you di....k.
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« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2010, 09:58:25 AM » |
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Doubt this would ever happen. Sounds kinda Orwellian. And some of you guys need to lighten up (actually just asfltdncr) .. jeeez. Get a life.  |
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« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2010, 10:28:35 AM » |
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The dumb asses are at it again. Proof that there are serious failings in the US educational system... particularly down south.
You sir are a very rude, nasty, pompous person. |
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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2010, 10:47:29 AM » |
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I agree this will probably never be passed (too much "BIG BROTHER") But, just the fact that the government can say they want to do this and there is not hardly a peep of opposition, makes me happy I saw the billboard I saw today......it said
"CONGRESS, WE'RE COMMING FOR YOU" Vote them all out! (We the People)
Vote em out
IMPEACH OBAMA
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« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2010, 03:41:30 PM » |
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Doubt this would ever happen. Sounds kinda Orwellian. And some of you guys need to lighten up (actually just asfltdncr) .. jeeez. Get a life. If you don't like a little friendly banter, don't participate. That's what is said every time a member questions the General Board's content. The only lighten up is lighting up and now that my work is done, Mr. Valker , I think I will do just that and suggest you do the same. |
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« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2010, 12:10:12 AM » |
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Skunk Eagle why don't you lighten up...... You know if you quit drinking so much Kool-Aid - That will lower your sugar intake - bet you could lose a few pounds - that valk a fly. Your such a friggin CLOWN......... |
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