Friday Funnies... Late Edition

A Blonde Joke that You Haven't Heard Before

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the young blonde declared,

'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't
you go on and give it a try?'

The blonde headed off to the swamp,
determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper
was
driving home, he spotted the same young woman
standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brought
his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward
her.
With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and
hauled
it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying
belly up!!! The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent
amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip
the gator onto its back.

Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she SCREAMED in frustration...

'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!