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Skinhead
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Troy, MI
« on: August 12, 2010, 03:21:10 PM »
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time.

When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those " F**king LESSONS" I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken "golf lessons" instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck. He was 43.......
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Big Rig
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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2010, 07:08:39 PM »
Now that is funny... 2funny 2funny 2funny

you mind if I use/steal it??
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Skinhead
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J. A. B. O. A.

Troy, MI
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2010, 05:08:07 AM »
This is public domain, go for it.
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