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Author Topic: Bob and Betty.....short story. :)  (Read 834 times)
John Schmidt
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De Pere, WI (Green Bay)


« on: August 29, 2010, 08:17:33 AM »

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe....as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly, the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to
control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree. Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance.

Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from a large, old house. He approaches the door and knocks. A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?"

"I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. My master is a doctor; come in, and I will get him!" Bob takes his wife in.

An older man comes down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had basic medical training, I will see what I can do. Igor, take them down to the laboratory."


With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.


After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion."  Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more.


The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. For it is here that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.


Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise, marking the beat! He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight!


Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory.


He bursts in and shouts to his master:


"Master, Master!.....The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"


BWAHAHAHA.....don't tell me you didn't see that coming!!!  2funny
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ricoman
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Sarasota, FL


« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2010, 09:41:16 AM »

must be the heat!
A guy is on safari with several native bearers. They stop briefly under a tree and a bird craps on the guys head-terrible nasty and smelly. He starts to wipe it off and they natves tell him "NO, it is from the sacred Foo bird and you will have bad luck if you remove it." This happened a couple more times as they went thru the jungle and each time the natves reminded him about not wiping off the poop of the sacred Foo bird or he will have horrible luck.
Finally after the 4th or 5th time the guy can't take the smell anymore and he wipes off the bird crap. Almost immediately a lion appers and tears him to pieces.
Moral of the story?
If the Foo crap$-wear it!
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take personal responsibility and keep your word



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ChromeDome
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60 miles West of Chicago!


« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2010, 10:16:33 AM »

 Grin Grin Grin You sneaky ..... nope, didn't see it coming!
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FLAVALK
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2010, 10:29:58 AM »

John, John, John.........
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