Humor in Uniform 9/5/2010

[R J]

9/5/2010
I was sending out military recruitment pitches when I found one addressed to a guy named “Lord.”  When I filled in the form letter, it read, thanks to some  computer glitch, Dear Lord, I need to speak to you as soon as possible regarding your service to your country.”  I laughed and mailed it off.   Weeks later, the letter was returned with a note:  “The Lord doesn’t live here. If you find his address, let me know.  I also need to speak with him.”
Mathew Weldy