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R J
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« on: September 06, 2010, 01:40:39 PM »

9/6/2010
During basic training, our drill sergeant asked all Jewish personnel to make themselves known.  Six of us tentatively raised our hands.  Much to our relief, we were given the day off for Rosh Hashanah.  A few days later, in anticipation of Yom Kipper, the sergeant again asked for all Jewish personnel to identify themselves.  This time, every soldier raised his hand.  “Only those who are Jewish last week can be Jewish this week,” declared the sergeant.
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2010, 03:54:25 PM »

Keep 'em comin' RJ. still look forward daily to them.... cooldude
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Yeah,,,,,It's a HEMI

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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2010, 04:00:37 PM »

Keep 'em comin' RJ. still look forward daily to them.... cooldude

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"The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2010, 06:06:28 PM »

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"We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on?"
Gen. John W. Vessey, USA, Chairman of the the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the assault on Granada
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2010, 06:47:22 PM »

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