I took the thick chick to the mechanic last week, before leaving on vacation.

Ya'll are brilliant!

The mechanic was guessing that the starter clutch was damaged by the hydrolock. He was wrong, ya'll were right

-- a couple of the gear teeth had sheared off. That's actually good news because the gears are cheaper than the starter clutch.
He also told me that BOTH fork tubes were bent, probably the result of a front-end collision. >:(Dealer price is $495 each (parts only) plus labor to install the fork tubes

. I told him I thought that was pretty high and that I'd see if I could find another source... looking through the archives here I found
http://www.fastfromthepast.com who seem to have parts that would work. Has anyone had any experience with their fork tubes?
It also appears that the rear fender portion has been "tweaked" (probably because of either the same or a different collision). >:(That explains why I can't get the "Beetle Bags" to mount properly

. I'm pretty sure I'll be able to find a black rear fender portion on evil-bay (or in the Valk classifieds). No big hurry about the fender replacement.
Mechanic also told me that the starter "had been hot enough to melt some of the plastic insulation in the starter.

Replacement starter: about $700. >:(I told him I'd find one on e-bay for about $50.
He was okay with me shopping elsewhere for parts.
Does anybody have any comments or advice about my "dealer/mechanic?" How about just some sympathy. Or donations $$??