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R J
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« on: September 27, 2010, 12:00:11 AM »
9/27/2010
I didn’t realize how deep the inter-service rivalry between the Navy and the Marine Corps ran until just before my son’s birth.  At a prenatal checkup, I asked my obstetrician, a Navy officer, what type of anesthesia he was planning to use.   “You’re a Marine officers wife, aren’t you?” he said. “Yes,” I answered.  “Well, then,” he replied, “You get to bite on a silver bullet.”
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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2010, 04:58:39 AM »
As with ALL things military, MARINE is an acronym.

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Just joking boys...

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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2010, 05:40:16 AM »
My dad was in the Navy for 34 years.  I'm not saying anything about rivalry with the Marines, but it wasn't until I was 10 years old that I found out that they were really called Marines.  All I had ever heard was jarheads.
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R J
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2010, 06:57:46 AM »
Call us what ever ya want, but don't call us too late to eat or drink.

We will protect your sorry arse anyway.

Semper Fi.
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2010, 07:00:08 AM »
Hey we are all part of the Department of the Navy.  The Marine Corps is just the Mens Department  Evil
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2010, 09:19:42 AM »
Quote from: Sludge on September 27, 2010, 07:00:08 AM
Hey we are all part of the Department of the Navy.  The Marine Corps is just the Mens Department  Evil

Yeah, I heard that one a lot.

Q:       You know why they put Marines on ships?

A:        So the Sailors have someone to dance with...



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