Religous Humor.....Non Valk

[DIGGER]

Boudreaux suddenly quit drinking, took a bath, quit chasing women, quit his poker games and stopped foolin’ around. He started cutting the grass around the church, even painted it and was faithful to be first to attend on Sundays! 
 
Father Thibodeaux asked him, "What is dis wonderful change that done overtook you?" 
 
Boudreaux explained, "I heard 'Crisis in the Gulf' and if He’s dat close,  I wanna be good to go!"

[fudgie]

lol had to read it twice to get it!