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Tundra
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« on: October 11, 2010, 02:36:33 AM »

This is a cut and paste actual e-mail from me, to one of my riding buddies. Then his response to me. We must be getting old, this is pretty much the response I've been getting. I did however find someone to ride out with, thought this was good humor to share...I'm just excited to have lunch with all the Florida Valkyrie Riders cooldude

Jerry,
You interested in riding to Biketoberfest next Saturday?
Then hitting Destination Daytona?
-Doug

SORRY OLD BUDDY NOT ME.... THE ONLY WAY I WOULD GO IF LISA WANTED TO OR IF I WAS SINGLE MAN .. OR I HAD A NEW MOTORCYCLE WITH A  NEW BABE ON THE BACK...THEN I WOULD DRIVE THERE JUST FOR THE BREAK IN AND FOR THE BREAK IN.. GET IT BOY . FOR THOSE RESON'S I WOULD GO...YA.. I  CAN SEE MY SELF RIDING IN DAYTONA AGAIN.. LIKE IF I WAS IN CHINA WITH HUNDREDS OF MOTORCYCLES IN A TWENTY FOOT SPAN WITH A BUNCH OF OVER THE HILL SCOOTER DUDES.. AND FOR WHAT.. SO PEOPLE CAN SEE ME ON MY BLUE VALKYRIE OUT THOUSAND'S OF OTHER MOTORCYCLE WANTA BE'S... RIDING DOWN DAYTONA BLVD SIDE BY SIDE WITH OTHER DRUNKEN BIKERS... TEN INCHES FORM THE FRONT FENDER TO REAR FENDER... AND A FOOT FROM THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE HANDEL BAR GRIPS NOW THAT'S SOUND LIKE FUN.. .. YA.. THAT'S FOR ME.. JUST KNOWING EVERY YEAR THAT IT COMING AT THE SAME TIME.. I JUST CAN'T HARDLEY WAIT FOR THE FEST..AND PROBLABLEY ONE OF THE WORST THING TO ME IS..YOU CAN'T PARK YOUR BIKE ANYWHERE... PARKING LOT'S ARE FULL... AND FORGET ABOUT ALL  COOL BAR AND POPULAR HANG OUT'S... PARKING LOTS ARE FULL... AND TO  TOP IT OFF.. YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR PARKING... AND IT'S USUALLY FOUR BLOCKS AWAY OF MORE..YA MAN.. JUST THAT ONE TIME AT BIKETOBERFEST WAS ENOUGH FOR ME..AND IF I WENT I WOULD HAVE TO STAY A NIGHT.... JERRY OUT ....
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Tropic traveler
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2010, 06:11:58 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin
Kim & I enjoy some high quality people watching at these events.... They all seem to be trying out for the Hells Angels JV team or an open casting call for the next "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie!
 2funny 2funny 2funny
The time we spend at the Daytona events seem to be shrinking more & more.  cooldude
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2010, 11:09:25 AM »

I've been to Biketoberfest and Bike Week many times. And I still get a kick out of watching drunks on bikes navigating through massive traffic tie-ups. Grin

And just watching drunk HD pirate wannabes falling over while standing still just fasinates me to no end, especially when they pee all over themselves. 2funny
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FLAVALK
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2010, 12:47:47 PM »

Don't forget, in most of those places they also want to charge you to pee  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2010, 02:47:30 PM »

I've been to Biketoberfest and Bike Week many times. And I still get a kick out of watching drunks on bikes navigating through massive traffic tie-ups. Grin

And just watching drunk HD pirate wannabes falling over while standing still just fasinates me to no end, especially when they pee all over themselves. 2funny

Hey you described me!  Cheesy
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