blonde joke

[laserpat]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
 
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
 
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
 
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
 
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
 
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
 
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
 
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
 
 

[Chrisj CMA]

When I was on active duty.....we were doing a night parachute jump with the army (82nd) at Benning.  Ok we (AF guys) get on the plane LAST and the Army guys had been on there like 2 hours already   (just how the Army does things)

So they were right in the middle of telling a bad AirForce joke when we walked up the ramp.  They stopped telling the joke......so I said no, go on its quite alright.  After the joke, I told that blond joke, pretty much just like written above except I made it about Army Rangers.........I figured theyd either laugh or Id get killed...















They laughed.......talk about pressure though.......LOL

[Sludge]

LOL good joke laserpat