- Old Bikers -

[fuzzy2bucks]

Old Bikers


Two 90-year-old worn out bikers, Spider and Wolf, had been friends all of their lives and had ridden many miles together.

When it was clear that Spider was dying, Wolf would visit him every day. One day Wolf said, "Spider, we both loved riding our bikes all our lives, and we have ridden every where together. Please do me one favor: when you get to where ever you end up, somehow you must let me know if there's motorcycle riding there!

Spider looked up at Wolf from his deathbed, "Wolf, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll let you know man."

Shortly after that, Spider passed on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Wolf was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Wolf, Wolf."

"Who is it?" asked Wolf, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Wolf -- it's me, Spider."

"You're not Spider. Spider just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Spider," insisted the voice.

"Spider! Where are you?" asked Wolf.

"In Heaven," replied Spider. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first," said Wolf.

"The good news," Spider said, "is that there's motorcycle riding in Heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that,we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows its always warm and the wind is always at our back. And best of all, we can ride all we want, as long as we want.

"That's fantastic," said Wolf.. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?"

"You're the Ride leader on Tuesday."
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[NJF6Cowboy]

Great joke fuzzy

[RoadKill]

And when I gotta go,THAT is EXACTLY how I hope to do it! 
There will be Valkyries in Heaven !

[f6john]

      Well..... there was this atheist walking in the woods.................

[Bobbo]

A similar joke:

Wrong E-mail Address

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

[czuch]

Grandpa was old. He was on his last.
He wakes up and smells shugar cookies. He always loved shugar cookies best. With herculean strength, he rises up and puts his feet on the floor. He rests. He stands and takes a few halting steps to the door. The smell is stronger. He thinks this is great, "I'm going to get shugar cookies one last time before I go to my reward". He puts a gnarly aged hand on the rail and begins to decend the stairs, all the while the smell of still warm shugar cookies fills the hall. He gets to the bottom of the stairs and peers into the kitchen and there is a sight to behold. His loving wife of 60 years has made dozens and dozens of his favorite, shugar cookies. He crosses the room and reaches for a shugar cookie,,,,,, All of a sudden a wodden spoon comes down on his hand and in a stern voice he hears .
" dont touch those, they're for the funeral".