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R J
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Des Moines, IA
« on: October 25, 2010, 08:40:39 AM »
Okay Carl, leave it alone, it is clean.


A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.  

The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.  

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.  

Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.  

The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
 
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. Then one old man tentatively raised his hand and said,  "My wife got a pretty good look at you."
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RiderNJ
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Southern New Jersey
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2010, 08:44:57 AM »
"Yea,  and my soon to be EX wife too!"
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Jack
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2010, 08:45:04 AM »
Don't let Red see that!  Grin
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R J
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DS-0009 ...... # 173

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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2010, 08:50:18 AM »
Quote from: Jack on October 25, 2010, 08:45:04 AM
Don't let Red see that!  Grin

Jack, she already did.   She is still laughing....... Evil angel police tickedoff
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Tonysax
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Pitman, NJ 08071

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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2010, 02:15:12 PM »
Quote from: RiderNJ on October 25, 2010, 08:44:57 AM
"Yea,  and my soon to be EX wife too!"

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