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Serk
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« on: October 25, 2010, 11:25:19 AM »
Tornado warning in North Texas

Tornado warning in North Texas, please take shelter in Cowboys Stadium..

No touchdown expected there.
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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2010, 01:05:30 PM »
Four cowboys riding in a car.  Who is driving?  The police.

How do you know if the cowboys are going to execute a running play?  Marion Barber comes out of the huddle with tears in his eyes.

How do you keep a cowboy out of your backyard?  Put up a goal post.

How do the cowboys count to ten? 1-1, 1-2, 1-3, 1-4, etc

There's more but I figure I just cut my  own throat in the group with those!!
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2010, 01:50:02 PM »
Maybe no touchdowns, but it sure blows hard in there.....
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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2010, 02:53:39 PM »
This must be what is meant by the expression, Fair weather fans,  Roll Eyes..
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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2010, 03:53:36 PM »
Isn't it like Forrest Gump is the coach?

Stupid is as stupid does.

"the team" is like a box of chocolates.  You never know what you're gonna get.
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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2010, 07:28:41 AM »
Quote from: oldman on October 25, 2010, 02:53:39 PM
This must be what is meant by the expression, Fair weather fans,  Roll Eyes..
Na. More like gallows humor.
At least we're out of our misery on any SuperBowl hopes. Sad
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« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2010, 09:58:16 PM »
 * BREAKING NEWS *
Jerry Jones just hired the Chilean Rescue Team to suit up for the cowboys. Jerry claims "If anyone can get the cowboys out of a hole before Christmas they can!!"
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2010, 05:28:59 AM »
Quote from: BigBishop on October 28, 2010, 09:58:16 PM
* BREAKING NEWS *
Jerry Jones just hired the Chilean Rescue Team to suit up for the cowboys. Jerry claims "If anyone can get the cowboys out of a hole before Christmas they can!!"


** NEWS UPDATE ** NEWS UPDATE ** NEWS UPDATE ** NEWS UPDATE ** NEWS UPDATE ** NEWS UPDATE **

Jerry wanted to operate the drill so that he got all the credit for the rescue.  Lake Arlington drained as a result....
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