Need to have some humor as the Stock Market and my retirement is in the pits, no new Valkyries being made and now it looks like Corvettes may go the same way as our Valkyries due to the new Teleprompter Prez who thinks he can run GM! 
Looking for work?
A group of doctors at a bar near the G20 Conference are bragging to each other about the state of medicine in their home countries.
A French doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We recently took a guy with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."
