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Author Topic: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report  (Read 1823 times)
Jess from VA
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« on: November 11, 2010, 06:25:07 PM »

 2funny 2funny 2funny crazy2

Somewhat tasteless (OMG), so open at your own risk.



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2010, 06:28:59 PM »

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!  Oh My!  What a tale.  cooldude
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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2010, 07:20:40 PM »

That's funny!! Just think, they would have never been in the news if the guy had been suffering from a head cold. Evil 2funny
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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2010, 07:24:01 PM »

OOOOHhhhh that is so wrong Frye!  LOLOL
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"We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on?"
Gen. John W. Vessey, USA, Chairman of the the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the assault on Granada
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« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2010, 08:16:28 PM »

ROTFLMAO.....one of the comments below the story:  "She has a face like a bucket of worms!"....
that's one of the funniest lines I've ever heard....

Murhpy's law is that it could never be a woman who looks like Eva Longoria or Sandra Bullock  who would make that strange request.....

mmm... just a weird story all the way around... I think the key to the whole story :All parties involved were intoxicated......
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« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2010, 01:25:42 AM »

That is so funny  cooldude
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2010, 02:49:45 AM »

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww  Shocked
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« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2010, 04:23:13 AM »

Wow she's hott.
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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2010, 04:31:07 AM »

Wow she's hott.

Yep! Sounds like she's not an AC/DC fan or she would have known to "keep her motor clean".

Dang, the funnest thing I've read for quite a while.
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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2010, 05:12:26 AM »

What I want to know is what was the google search topic that led you to this story???? coolsmiley
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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2010, 06:50:18 AM »

What I want to know is what was the google search topic that led you to this story???? coolsmiley

I wondered exactly the same thing!
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2010, 06:54:30 AM »

What I want to know is what was the google search topic that led you to this story???? coolsmiley

I visit and belong to numerous forums, and regularly borrow info posted on them.  I do not Google stinkin pudenda stories.  LOL
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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2010, 09:04:03 AM »

What I want to know is what was the google search topic that led you to this story???? coolsmiley

I visit and belong to numerous forums, and regularly borrow info posted on them.  I do not Google stinkin pudenda stories.  LOL

That's your story, and your sticking to it, right?
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« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2010, 01:56:03 PM »

ummmm,   yeah.  it's dinner time, i don't think i'll be able to eat my tuna melt tonight.  i think i'll just have a PBJ....
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« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2010, 02:02:02 PM »

ummmm,   yeah.  it's dinner time, i don't think i'll be able to eat my tuna melt tonight.  i think i'll just have a PBJ....

Alph" 
Yuck!  ya did have to bring up a tuna sandwich?  Sad

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« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2010, 02:22:42 PM »

ummmm,   yeah.  it's dinner time, i don't think i'll be able to eat my tuna melt tonight.  i think i'll just have a PBJ....

Alph" 
Yuck!  ya did have to bring up a tuna sandwich?  Sad

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Nah I think that lady brought it up. 
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« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2010, 02:24:40 PM »

Showed my EMS partner this morning and she about threw up on the screen. She printed it off for her cop husband. Told him she wants to see him write reports like this one.  Grin
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« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2010, 04:04:12 PM »

ummmm,   yeah.  it's dinner time, i don't think i'll be able to eat my tuna melt tonight.  i think i'll just have a PBJ....

Alph" 
Yuck!  ya did have to bring up a tuna sandwich?  Sad

MP

sorry Mel, i guess i should have had a ruben!! Grin
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