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NiteRiderF6
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Doug n Stacy

Mississippi
« on: April 01, 2009, 09:36:19 AM »
 The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil

 Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
 Usually she slept through the class.

 One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
 sleeping.

 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

 When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her
 friend sitting behind her,
 Took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

 The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching
 her class.

 A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord
 and Savior?'

 But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once a gain,
 Johnny came to her
 Rescue and stuck her in the butt.

 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

 And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie
 fell back asleep.

 The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say
 to Adam after she had
 Her twenty-third child?'


 Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up
 and shouted,
 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time ,
 I'll break it in
 Half!'

 The nun fainted
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ChromeDome
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 09:40:41 AM »
As a former Catholic ..... I like it! cooldude
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Kaz
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 09:54:59 AM »
 cooldude  As a actual Catholic, I like it!   Grin
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Jabba
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Greenwood Indiana
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 10:31:09 AM »
Quote from: ChromeDome on April 01, 2009, 09:40:41 AM
As a former Catholic ..... I like it! cooldude

Just like there are no fromer alcoholics... there are no former catholics.

We should call ourselves RECOVERING Catholics.

Cheesy

Jabba
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