Your laugh for the day....with apologies!!!

[John Schmidt]

Two little old ladies  were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a  flower show was in progress.

The older one leaned over and  said, ''Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd  take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower  show!''

''You're on!'' said the other old lady, holding up  a $10.00 note.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower  show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling and naked old lady came through  the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping  crowd.

''What happened?'' asked her waiting  friend
''I won $1000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried  Arrangement'.''   

[Sludge]