In Honor of the US Marine Corps Birthday!

[R J]

I know, it is about 9 days late, but I just found it, so take a chill pill.

Having served his time with the Marine Corps, a man became a school teacher and before school started he injured his back.  He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and  wasn't even noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

He had no trouble with discipline that year...

Semper fi

[SANDMAN5]

 

[Garfield]

Sorry RJ I have to add this "Go Army" 

[HayHauler]

Got em good.  Keep em coming RJ. 

Hay
Jimmyt

[shortleg]

 R.J.
  A short story for ya.
 My nephe was a cook on what is called
an attack carrier. It has Harrier jump jets,choppers
and a wet well for landing craft. Also carries a few thousand
 Marines.
   He told me that for fun they would come down to the
kitchen and bob for french fries to see who was a real Marine.
          Shortleg[Dave]

[LandElephant]

When I was in the Persian Gulf we use to do swim calls off the Well Decks of the Amphib ship.  The Squids had turned the Hot water off into the Marines compartment.  So after some RECON we found the valve to their berthing area.  Turned it off.  They went 5 days without hot water and were afraid to jump into the Persian Gulf.  Captain found out about the water being turned off to the Marines and then what we did.  He laughted and court marshalled the Chief who did that.

Sometimes turds happen.

Charlie Morse
Land Elephant