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R J
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« on: November 26, 2010, 01:05:47 AM »
11/26/2010
I was loading our aircraft carrier with supplies when an ensign saw one of my friends spit on the hanger floor, which was already covered with oil and refuse.  The officer was appalled.   “Sailor,” he demanded, “would you spit on your floor at home?”  “No sir,” my friend replied. “But I wouldn’t land airplanes on my roof either.”
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« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2010, 05:34:38 AM »
Thats pretty good! 

Just think what would happen if you pissed on the flight deck.  Air Boss (aka king of the f00king world) comes down pretty hard on that no matter if you have been in the air 14 hrs straight or not...  Speaking from experience Smiley

"Aircraft 05 is your f00king crewmember urinating on my flight deck?"  (quote from the airboss of the USS Austin)

Pax, mail, and cargo is a thankless job...  Lips Sealed
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