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NiteRiderF6
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Doug n Stacy

Mississippi


« on: April 02, 2009, 11:25:26 AM »

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth

In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.
He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home
with her date. After being informed of the problem, their
daughter's date said he could get the peanut out..

The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to
shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young
man insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart?

What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'
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Probie (Scooter57)
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Auburn Georgia


« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 11:32:16 AM »



2funny  uglystupid2 2funny  crazy2 2funny tickedoff
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ChromeDome
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Aurora, IL.

60 miles West of Chicago!


« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 01:16:44 PM »

 cooldude cooldude
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R J
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Des Moines, IA


« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 01:34:11 PM »

Yep, it happens to the best of them..... Evil Evil Cry Cry coolsmiley tickedoff 2funny
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