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R J
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« on: April 03, 2009, 11:02:04 PM »

To all Iowans, and anyone else for that matter!

 
  A man in Topeka, Kansas, no, it was not Raymond, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there.
 
  Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes..
 
  He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read, Calls: $10,000 a minute.
 
  Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to GOD.
 
  The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Dallas, St. Louis, Chicago, and Milwaukee and around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.
 
  Finally, he arrived in Iowa, upon entering a church in Des Moines, behold - he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read: Calls 35 cents.
 
  Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to GOD, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?"
 
  The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in Iowa now ...God's Country, it's a local call."
 
  American by Birth - A Iowan by the Grace of God
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hubcapsc
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2009, 04:24:35 AM »


That's a good joke, but the free calls are supposed to be in South Carolina!   angel

-Mike
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Jess Tolbirt
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2009, 04:54:03 AM »

sorry to disagree but the free calls are from Texas and only cost a nickle from Tenessee
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Stanley Steamer
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Athens, GA


« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2009, 04:58:09 AM »

God's Country!!... cooldude
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R J
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DS-0009 ...... # 173

Des Moines, IA


« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2009, 06:00:59 AM »

Well, that is one way of starting an argument......    Love it....

Evil laugh angel police uglystupid2 tickedoff 2funny crazy2
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Stanley Steamer
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Athens, GA


« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2009, 06:13:05 AM »

get it stirred up don't ya??!!!......LOL... cooldude.. Cheesy.... Grin

I hope you guys are doing well out across the big creek there!!...
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Pat S.
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2009, 06:19:59 AM »

RJ, who made the call that let gay marriages be legal in Iowa.
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R J
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DS-0009 ...... # 173

Des Moines, IA


« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2009, 09:21:14 AM »

RJ, who made the call that let gay marriages be legal in Iowa.

The lawyers who fought the case for the Gays, and the Judge sided with the best presenter, which happened to be the Gays lawyer(s).........

I still say animals don't have sex with the same gender, but I have seen some of them try however.  I did see a Bull try to jump my step dad several years ago.   He was one horny guy.   He'd hump anything he could get his legs on or around.  Step dad finally shot him between the eyes and we had hamburger for a while, along with a periodic steak.  IF mom could get it tender enough.

 Ya suppose that is where the Gays got the idea?
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junior
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2009, 10:15:35 AM »

GOD was right again......he didnt want to hurt you guys feelings and tell you that New Hampshire is really Gods Country. Aand has anyone noticed that he told you guys this without witnesses  Grin
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Zorba
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Ride the Dragon


« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2009, 06:59:45 PM »

That's because the phone was so "Frozen" in Iowa you could only get it to take a quarter and a dime after your heated them up,lol ! 2funny
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shortleg
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maryland


« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2009, 05:00:24 AM »

    My Brother I guess this means I
need to move and fast.
    I think I only have 35 cents left.
             Shortleg[Dave]
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Steve K (IA)
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Cedar Rapids, Iowa


« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2009, 09:11:27 AM »

That's because the phone was so "Frozen" in Iowa you could only get it to take a quarter and a dime after your heated them up,lol ! 2funny

Zorba, you got that right.  It's snowing here as I type.   Shocked  Had to go out and cover the flowers that are coming up.   
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