Friday Funnies... Early Edition

[kiwi#9582]

*WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES*
A real woman is a man's best friend.  She will never stand him up and
never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day.
 
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live
without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his
deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
 
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man
in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible. . .
 
No wait... I'm thinking of beer.
That's what beer does...
 Never mind.