SANDMAN5
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« on: January 04, 2011, 02:50:50 PM » |
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Just wanted you to know that if you have the winning ticket for tonights MegaMillions drawing, I've always considered you a close, personal friend.  |
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"Evolution" is a dying religion being kept alive with tax dollars.  |
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« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2011, 02:53:03 PM » |
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And if I don't win I promise to still hold you in the highest esteem, and I won't be shy about asking to borrow money from you  |
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Jess Tolbirt
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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2011, 02:58:23 PM » |
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If i hit that lottery tonite there is gonna be one hell of a party in Valkyrie land!!!! yep you all are invited
I could give every friend i have a million and never even feel the dip....
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Stude
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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2011, 06:31:59 PM » |
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it would be cool to win BIG
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Doc Moose
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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2011, 08:12:19 PM » |
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HARARE, Zimbabwe (AP) -- Western visitors to Zimbabwe are looking for zeros. They're snapping up old, defunct Zimbabwe bank notes, most notably the one hundred trillion Zimbabwe dollar bill, as an economic souvenir. The one hundred trillion Zimbabwe dollar bill, which at 100 followed by 12 zeros is the highest denomination, now sells for $5, depending on its condition. That bill and others -- among them millions, billions and trillions, were abandoned nearly two years ago, when the American dollar became legal tender in the hopes of killing off the record inflation that caused all those zeros. Just send your bank acct info and you can win one too!  |
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Brad
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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2011, 09:02:35 PM » |
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Well, now that the drawing is over....I have a five play ticket that I will sell for face value $5 so that you can have the thrill of playing too. This is the first time I have played in about 6 years, I just could not resist but now I am out $5.  |
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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2011, 09:39:12 PM » |
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I didn't spend the $5 to play. So I didn't win. Or did I? Did I win $5 by not playing? If I don't play every week and win $5 by not playing, I can win $260 a year.
And if I was not spending $20 a week to play...that'd be $1040 a year.
This means if I don't spend $100 a week to play I'd win enough to get me a 2nd Valk in no time!
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Mike Luken
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alph
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« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2011, 04:42:12 AM » |
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Oh the Lottery!!! I have two cousins that once won money in the lottery. They both won about $150 grand. One cousin paid off his home, the other bought a house in California that later got foreclosed on, then a motor home, then got divorced. Now works as a social worker in Florida helping troubled teens…… so, who’s still the winner?? I don’t mean to be negative…. I know I usually am. But, if you do buy lottery tickets, please buy milk and bread first, make sure your family is fed, bills are paid, and don’t plan on winning……. You’re more likely to become a millionaire selling hotdogs outside a baseball stadium in January then you are by picking the right numbers in the lottery….. I once saw a poster in a teachers room that said; “The Lottery is a tax on stupid people”. If you play the lottery, remember, I care about you and if you need help making financial decisions, my phone number is 555-A-L-P-H !!!  |
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Jess Tolbirt
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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2011, 05:00:15 AM » |
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or you could be like an old friend of mine,,,
he played the lottery every week, one dollar,,,one set of numbers,, always the same numbers,,,
one week his wife called and said they need milk for the baby,,,he bought milk instead of his ticket,,,and yep you know where this is going,, that week all 6 numbers hit...and he bought 2 things after that,,,a 357 and a box of ammo,,,,
was such a nice kid too....his name was Ken Anderson from Lake Jackson, Tx.
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2011, 05:25:10 AM » |
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or you could be like an old friend of mine,,,
he played the lottery every week, one dollar,,,one set of numbers,, always the same numbers,,,
one week his wife called and said they need milk for the baby,,,he bought milk instead of his ticket,,,and yep you know where this is going,, that week all 6 numbers hit...and he bought 2 things after that,,,a 357 and a box of ammo,,,,
was such a nice kid too....his name was Ken Anderson from Lake Jackson, Tx.
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SANDMAN5
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2011, 05:31:17 AM » |
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I only buy one ticket ($1) and only do that 4-5 times a year. My plan
is to take 12mil and start 12 annuity funds. That way, for the rest of my life
I'd get a check every month for the interest on 1 million dollars. The rest
I would spread around. One rule, though......anybody (person or group) that
asks for money DON'T get it!!! If I want to give you a few hundred thousand
I'll find you. Maybe I'd finance everybody's trip to Inzane one year!!!
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czuch
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2011, 10:31:57 AM » |
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$2 on Wednesday, $2 on Saturday.
Redneck retirement plan.
Set numberson one, and a quick pick.
Thats about as close to the edge as I get.
That, and of course getting up every day and going to work.
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Aot of guys with burn marks,gnarly scars and funny twitches ask why I spend so much on safety gear
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Jess Tolbirt
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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2011, 10:36:39 AM » |
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Are you saying he shot the wife and kids??
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no just himself,,,
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Stude
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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2011, 05:10:52 PM » |
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And why did he need the whole box of ammo ?????????  no just himself,,, [/quote] |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2011, 05:30:49 PM » |
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Cause you can't buy ONE bullet. |
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