W.C.Fields

[SANDMAN5]

"I always carry a flask of whiskey in case of snake bite.
 Furthermore, I always carry a small snake."

[GreenLantern57]

W.C. FIELDS -"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

[POPS 57]

W.C. FIELDS - "I never drink water fish F**k in it."

[highcountry]

A few more:

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. "

"Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live. "

"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. "

"I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. "

"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."

Here's a link with many more:

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/w/w_c_fields.html

I remember watching his short movies in my youth; he was a genuine, American hoot.

[Bama Red]

There's a W.C. Fields short entitled "The Dentist" that is a real scream. Still keeps me in stitches, even though I've seen it a dozen times or more over the years. Very racy for its time in spots!

[czuch]

The scene where he was playing pool in the bank dick. Thats precious.
"Poppy" is my favorite movie of his.
They wreck some cars searching for road hogs that would be worth a fortune today.