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Skinhead
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« on: January 12, 2011, 02:19:40 PM »
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.  She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts?  You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!  I signed up for five jumps a week!

 

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier

 
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czuch
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2011, 03:19:29 PM »
Getting old is not for the squemish.
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Aot of guys with burn marks,gnarly scars and funny twitches ask why I spend so much on safety gear
Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2011, 03:31:48 PM »
I'll meet you down the road for a cold one  cooldude
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I've seen alot of people that thought they were cool , but then again Lord I've seen alot of fools.
ricoman
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2011, 04:38:06 PM »


I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!  I signed up for five jumps a week!

 

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier

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It will get worse when you try to meet the "five jumps a week" requirement!!
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take personal responsibility and keep your word



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Hoosier Valk
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2011, 05:20:05 PM »
Quote from: Skinhead on January 12, 2011, 02:19:40 PM
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.  She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts?  You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!  I signed up for five jumps a week!

 

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier

 



I might be able to help a brother out with one or two of those a month, as long as I don't have to be there too early, LOL.
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2011, 05:20:10 PM »
Hahahahahahahahaha (choke)  2funny
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scoot
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2011, 05:35:53 PM »
Quote from: Hoosier Valk on January 12, 2011, 05:20:05 PM
Quote from: Skinhead on January 12, 2011, 02:19:40 PM
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.  She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts?  You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.


She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!  I signed up for five jumps a week!

 

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier

 



I might be able to help a brother out with one or two of those a month, as long as I don't have to be there too early, LOL.


I don't know, but I think he may like the woman better  cooldude
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Some like to ride Fat boys, I think I'll stay with the fat lady
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