Something for us older riders

Since more and more “older people” are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). I wonder which one's I'll use the most…?

· ATD: At The Doctor's
· BFF: Best Friend Farted
· BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
· BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
· CBM: Covered By Medicare
· CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
· DWI: Driving While Incontinent
· FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
· FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
· FYI: Found Your Insulin
· GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
· GHA: Got Heartburn Again
· HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
· IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
· LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
· LOL: Living On Lipitor
· LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
· OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
· OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
· ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
· SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
· TTYL: Talk To You Louder
· WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
· WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
· WTP: Where's The Prunes?
· WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil