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DIGGER
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« on: January 25, 2011, 12:19:14 PM »

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.  The jet Jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.  He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.  The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?

The C130 pilot said "That was impressive, but watch this!"

The C130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 said "What did you think of that?"

Puzzled the F-16 pilot asked "What the heck did you do?"

The C-130 pilot said "I stood up, stsretched my legs, walked to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a Cinnamon roll."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

When you are young and foolish....Speed and Flash may seem a good thing!

When you get older and smarter.....Comfort and dull isnot such a bad thing!

US OLDER FOLKS UNDERSTAND THIS ONE.
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Stormrider65
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Just Riding The Many Storms Of Life

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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2011, 12:52:30 PM »

That Rocks!!!!!  I used to work on the F-16.  But I do love th AC130 Spectre, aka Spooky or Puff the Magic Dragon.  Thats always been my favorite.  And running a close second, the A-10 Thunderbolt, aka, The Can Opener, Warthog.  God, I miss the Air Force at times cooldude cooldude.

Walt
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In this wild and wolly world, there are only 3 things you can depend on, your brains, your bros, and your bike.  Ride free!!!

A good friend will bail you out of jail.  A true friend will be sitting next to saying "Damn, That Was Fun"
Stormrider65
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Just Riding The Many Storms Of Life

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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2011, 04:20:37 PM »

My alzheimers kicks in every so often.  The other favorite is the P-51D.  Expecially with the shark mouth.  It always brings a smile to my face.

Walt
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In this wild and wolly world, there are only 3 things you can depend on, your brains, your bros, and your bike.  Ride free!!!

A good friend will bail you out of jail.  A true friend will be sitting next to saying "Damn, That Was Fun"
fstsix
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2011, 05:15:47 PM »

My son in law gave me this,,one of my riding T shirts he Love's his Job and his Country,,
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