What do you call a blonde with half a brain?........A golden retriever
What do you call a blonde with 2 brains cells?.......Pregnant
What do you call it when one blonde blows in another blondes ear?.......Data Transfer
A blind man walks into a lesbian biker bar and finds his way to the bar and sits down, and orders a beer, after a few minutes he says, "Anyone want to hear a blonde joke?!?" The bar tender leans over the bar and in a husky female voice says, "Are you SURE you want to tell that joke? You see I am blonde, my girlfriend over there is the bouncer and she is blonde, the lady next to you the president of the local all girl outlaw motorcycle club and she is blonde, and the two on the other side of you are both body guards and black belts in kung fu, and they are packing, have killed men in the line of duty and they are blonde! AND we are ALL Bikers, Now think real hard, do you REALLLY Want to tell that joke?" and the man hesitated for a few moment and then he said sheepishly, NO Not if I am going to have to explain it, 5 times!!!
