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Author Topic: The funeral....politically incorrect. :)  (Read 1483 times)
John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike

De Pere, WI (Green Bay)


« on: April 07, 2009, 01:55:50 PM »

Larry died. His 'Will' provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sarah turned to her oldest and dearest friend. "Well, I'm sure Larry would be pleased," she said.

"I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?"

"All of it," said Sarah. "Forty-thousand." 

"No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?"

Sarah answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone."

Jody computed quickly. "$32,500 for a Memorial Stone?  How big is it?"

"Four and a half carats."   Evil
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ChromeDome
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Aurora, IL.

60 miles West of Chicago!


« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2009, 02:00:16 PM »

No that is funny!!  Grin
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