Skinny dipping in Fla

[SANDMAN5]

Ron, an  elderly man in Florida , had owned a large farm for several  years.
He  had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and lime trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the  pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and look it  over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the
pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
pond.
He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
Ron frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make
you get out of the pond."
Holding the bucket up Ron said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Some old men can still think fast.

[czuch]

While in the Navy we were in Hawaii walking down Waikiki beach. I noticed alot of ladies with their top strings untied. I also no0ticed C-135's going overhead for Ford Island. Bright idea.
I told the guys not to look up as the next one lined up and began to referse engines.
I yelled "He's not gonna make it"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was quite a show. We made haste.

[Jack B]

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