Political correctness

[Westernbiker]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,  Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as  'HILLBILLIES. '

You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS.

And, furthermore. ..


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

 

   
1..  She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' -

She is a
'    BREASTED AMERICAN.'

 

   
2..  She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

(Loved this one!)

 

 

3.  She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' -

She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE  INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. '

 

4.  She has not 'BEEN AROUND' -

She is a
'PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION.'


5.  She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
'    VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'


6.  She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' She is a
'    LOW COST PROVIDER.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE  POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1..  He does not have a 'BEER GUT'...

He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'


2.  He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

 

3.  He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. '


4.  He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE  REGRESSION.'


5.  He does not act like a  'TOTAL  DUMB BUTT ' - He develops a case of 'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

(Loved this one!)


6.  It's not his  'CRACK'   you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'REAR CLEAVAGE

[X Ring]

1..  He does not have a 'BEER GUT'...

He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

No. He has developed a Fermented Grain Beverage Storage Facility.

2.  He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

No.  He is Rhythmically Challenged.

4.  He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE  REGRESSION.'

Not in follicle regression, Folliculary Challenged!

5.  He does not act like a  'TOTAL  DUMB BUTT ' - He develops a case of 'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

(Loved this one!)

I'm sorry, you're going to have find another adjective.  Cranial Rectum Inversion is a well known medical condition of those who live life sitting on their shoulders.


Marty