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kiwi#9582
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« on: February 08, 2011, 08:04:55 AM »
Turpentine vs. Holy Water





A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine. 
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world;
it's called turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
Water.  If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy
baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll
pass a Harley Davidson.'
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K )
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Ride Woodlands, TX. area.
Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States
Stormrider65
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Just Riding The Many Storms Of Life

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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2011, 09:58:59 PM »
Oh my God!!!!!!   I can't stop laughing 2funny  Great on Kiwi.  Just trying to visualize that is just too hilarious 2funny

Walt
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In this wild and wolly world, there are only 3 things you can depend on, your brains, your bros, and your bike.  Ride free!!!

A good friend will bail you out of jail.  A true friend will be sitting next to saying "Damn, That Was Fun"
kiwi#9582
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2011, 03:52:45 PM »
Too much encouragement.......  Shocked   it only makes me post more!!!!!     Cheesy

But thanks....    cooldude
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K )
VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR.
Ride Woodlands, TX. area.
Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States
Stormrider65
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Just Riding The Many Storms Of Life

Ft.Worth, Texas
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2011, 08:52:15 PM »
Bring it on!!!!!  I ain't skeerd.  Cmon, show me whatcha got!!  Cmon Cmon Cmon.  2funny
Man, I love this group.  cooldude cooldude

Walt
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In this wild and wolly world, there are only 3 things you can depend on, your brains, your bros, and your bike.  Ride free!!!

A good friend will bail you out of jail.  A true friend will be sitting next to saying "Damn, That Was Fun"
fordmano
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San Jose, CA. 1999 I/S 232 miles when bought 11/05

San Jose, CA.
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2011, 11:19:23 PM »
Don't ask how I know but I am not sure that Cat will pass a Harley but it sure will run down a 1ton Farm truck unloaded,,, LOL!!! 2funny 2funny

And bottle rocket in that location will make the darn Cat run twice as fast! Shocked
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