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Author Topic: Looking for a hobby since I cant ride with the snow and ice tomorrow  (Read 1394 times)
Oss
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« on: February 12, 2011, 08:45:13 PM »

I hear that playing pool is fun and who knows, may find someone willing to be a legal secretary

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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2011, 09:25:38 PM »

She's legal? coolsmiley
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« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2011, 05:09:37 AM »

She's legal? coolsmiley
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« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2011, 05:10:07 AM »

I LOVE those nylons with the seams on the back!!! I'm just sayin'
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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2011, 05:48:47 AM »

Oss, you know better, right?  In my foolish youth, I once hired a legal secretary who, if not a 10 was a solid 9.5.  Here are the consequences of that move:  1.  Made my wife immediately very, VERY nervous, to the point that she started showing up at my office unannounced.  It also cost me some jewelry $$ (which, with hindsight, I should have bought for the secretary).  2.  Couldn't get male clients to leave the office after their appointments; they would also show up at my office unannounced.  3.  Lost many billable hours.  I figure it took a quarter hour to get my concentration back after just seeing her; a half hour if I caught her scent; a full hour if I happened on her retrieving files from a lower file drawer.  Then there's all the time spent with that little imaginary angel on one shoulder, devil on the other.  And of course, your buddies all saying "go for it, stupid" (I cleaned that up), or even worse, daring you. 

So, of course, the moral of this story is GO FOR IT! 
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ricoman
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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2011, 05:55:41 AM »

I hear that playing pool is fun and who knows, may find someone willing to be a legal secretary

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My guess, lawyers would argue her points.

A Judge would try her!
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« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2011, 06:19:32 AM »

I noticed two big things right away...#1..no wedding band. #2 no hip pockets on the denim skirt....Hey what were you thinking ???
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2011, 08:19:35 AM »

I noticed two big things right away...#1..no wedding band. #2 no hip pockets on the denim skirt....Hey what were you thinking ???

You looking at a different picture than I am?
I don't see a good shot of the left hand to tell if it has a band or not.
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« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2011, 08:37:09 AM »

IL Cruiser sorry you wasted so much $ you could have used for safety chrome

Dad had hired a lovely tall Very well proportioned irish lass as a secretary back before we became partners  She was the face of the office, the first person you encounter when you open the door
She was 23 and I smile now just thinkin of the hellos in the morning  Think of MAD MEN the gal who was the redhead in charge only much younger  I had just been married to Bonnie, who herself had an even better figure and she and the secretary were not at odds

The secretary loved to wear what they used to call peasant type dresses so her cleavage would be right out there for the clients to see.  I did not mind.

The gal was DYNOMITE for business.    Had to let her go because she used BAD WORDS in the office not realizing I had a certain client in my office who was my biggest client at the time   She had been walkin in from lunch and upset at someone on the street and it was a really long string of deleted expletives which I must admit were colorful and concerning black folks  She passed my open door saw the client and knew what had to happen  I helped her get a job at a more prestigious firm for more money and she and I are still on good terms  

Just remember dont  S..t where you eat and you have no worries

I do think its time for another round of auditions soon  what say you

I dare you to say you would not want to play with this gal


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« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2011, 08:44:29 AM »

I can hardly wait  Roll Eyes  cooldude
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« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2011, 10:36:59 AM »

I noticed two big things right away...#1..no wedding band.


POOF!!! Instantly single...no ring, right...er...correct hand!

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« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2011, 10:44:34 AM »

I noticed two big things right away...#1..no wedding band.


POOF!!! Instantly single...no ring, right...er...correct hand!




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« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2011, 04:50:33 PM »

I was gonna say put a seat and handlebars on your snowblower but I like the seat on this way better....... from a legal point of view she is likely covered by the Pure Foods Act .......
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