ITALIAN GRANDMA's ADVICE!!!! Hope ADMIN laughs and let's this go through.

[R J]

  A young Italian girl was going on a date.
  Her Nonna said:
  'Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a younga boy.
  He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don't let him do dat.
  He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do dat eeda.
  But mosta important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are  agonna really likea dat, but don'ta let him do dat for sure.
Doing thata willa disgraza our family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.  The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
'And Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace our family as you said.

When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled him over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!'

  Grandma fainted!!

[Stanley Steamer]

 

[R J]

Gee Stanley, only a 9, I thought it was a 10 for sure.     

[Oss]

RJ I gave it a 10 and will tell it to the Judge tomorrow

[Gear Jammer]

I copied it for future reference !! 
 

[f6rider]

My kinda of Girl lol

[R J]

I don't think I'm Italian, but it sure sounded like my middle grand daughter.

I told her mom, that is her payback for all the sheet she put mom and I though.

I called the daughter in Alaska and read it to her, the mom of the one I was referring to above.      G'Daughter's  dad asked if I wanted to take her off of their hands.  I said I hope you are joking, and he said he was.    Said he wouldn't trade her for a dozen boys.     I never questioned his reasoning on that one.

[R J]

RJ I gave it a 10 and will tell it to the Judge tomorrow

Let me know what the Judge says or reacts......

Most of our Judge's in California were sour puss's, both setting on the bench or just in public.

I had one rip me a new A'hole for referring to a party on trial as a young punk with a rap sheet 5 pages long and he was only 15.

[Oss]

RJ you are not supposed to tell the jokes while on the witness stand 

You wait for the judge  to tell his joke in chambers and then you do your joke

You didnt actually think the lawyers and judge are talking about your case back there did you?