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I passed a sewage pumper truck this morning that said on the back "not milk?" it looks like a lil tanker maybe you had to be there.
a couple months back in cali I saw a short refrigerated straight truck for a meat company and their tag line was 'nobody beats our meat' I laughed for hours on that one
middle of summer I got passed by a bull hauler (livestock trailer) on the back was a sign that said 'who farted?'
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 07:38:16 PM » |
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the most recent was on a port-a-john pumper HAULING YESTERDAYS LUNCH
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Tropic traveler
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2011, 04:30:27 AM » |
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On the back of a contractors truck..." Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit".
Still one of my favorites!
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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2011, 05:06:35 AM » |
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On the back of a contractors truck..." Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit".
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« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2011, 07:15:57 AM » |
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Our local Septic tank pumper, $hitty $chmidty is what is says on the doors of the truck and across the rear of the storage tanks reads " WARNING Vehicle may contain political promises "
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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2011, 07:30:18 AM » |
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I saw a produce truck with a bunch of boxes in the back that said Do Not Crush Squash
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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2011, 07:33:44 AM » |
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And then there was this one we saw, riding through Chicago  |
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« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2011, 09:33:42 AM » |
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saw one yesterday that said "Grave's Plumbing" apparently the bladder works longer than the rest of our bodies.
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POPS 57
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« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2011, 10:54:41 AM » |
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Local honey wagon around here says. A Flush Beats A Full House.
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And as i shifted into 5th I couldn't remember a thing she said.
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« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2011, 07:29:02 PM » |
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I always see pick-up trucks with Harleys in the bed.
(Just my observation)
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« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2011, 07:58:21 PM » |
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my brother is a well driller in the chicago area, his company, and his tag line on his trucks is 'your hole is our bread and butter.'
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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2011, 08:24:28 PM » |
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man you guys see more entertaining stuff then I do  |
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
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« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2011, 08:49:33 PM » |
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If you can't find your shorts, CALL X=X=Y=Z ELECTRIC
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« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2011, 10:28:12 PM » |
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Olsen toilet seat ltd, their motto? 'Born in Barrie, raised everywhere'.
I remember driving behind a van in Toronto with "A blind man is driving this truck" painted on the back. After thinking 'How great, helping the handicapped', then 'BLIND?!?' Rolled up beside the van, "Capitol Venetian Blinds'.
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« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2011, 10:41:21 PM » |
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I passed a sewage pumper truck this morning that said on the back "not milk?" it looks like a lil tanker maybe you had to be there.
a couple months back in cali I saw a short refrigerated straight truck for a meat company and their tag line was 'nobody beats our meat' I laughed for hours on that one
middle of summer I got passed by a bull hauler (livestock trailer) on the back was a sign that said 'who farted?'
Near Cocoa Expo in FL there is a steak house, called "Grampy's". When our son was in college and playing baseball they would go there for spring training. At Grampy's they sold T shirts that said, "You can't beat Grampy's Meat". You can imagine it was a popular item!  |
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« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2011, 11:17:31 PM » |
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One of the best is up in Beaver Colorado, Its a liquor store and it sells their adds on t shirts etc."Beaver Liquors".
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« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2011, 11:31:18 PM » |
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How about a proctologist up in Flint Michigan that has a sign out front that says “Parking in rear” |
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« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2011, 04:53:19 AM » |
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Sign in front of a liquor store in Phoenix Az.
Liquor in the front
Poker in the rear
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« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2011, 07:05:00 AM » |
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Check the motto just below the company name.  |
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« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2011, 07:31:22 AM » |
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I believe it was on the Fla. east coast, seems like it was Merritt Island that I saw this sign and it was on their trucks as well. I don't recall the company name, but you can substitute what you like: "XYZ Radiator, Best Place In Town To Take A Leak."
What makes that even more humorous is I've seen that same logo in a half dozen places throughout the U.S.
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« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2011, 08:31:37 AM » |
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I like this one:  |
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« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2011, 09:08:16 AM » |
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« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2011, 09:36:53 AM » |
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There is a honey dipper in PA that has "the best floating crap game in town" on the back.
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However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.
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« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2011, 10:11:38 AM » |
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Seems this guy ain't RIDING to me anyway. Jabba |
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« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2011, 10:26:52 AM » |
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Saw a bumper sticker on the back of an 18 wheeler that read
"How's My Driving? Call 1-800-EAT crap"
I thought this was funny.
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« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2011, 11:27:10 AM » |
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Check the motto just below the company name. there are short cuts! but you cant drive there. right when the economic excrement was hitting the oscillitating air moving device I was trying to get hired on to Crete which is the parent company of shaffer. oh well, I'm happy where I ended up anyhow. |
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« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2011, 12:45:17 PM » |
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We have a septic service here and their motto is " satisfaction guarenteed or double your load back".
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Aot of guys with burn marks,gnarly scars and funny twitches ask why I spend so much on safety gear
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« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2011, 02:09:32 PM » |
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My favorite was a plumbing truck in CO: "We're #1 in #2"
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I ride a motorcycle because nothing transports me as quickly from where I am to who I am.
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« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2011, 05:52:58 PM » |
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Shirts at my welding supply business said:
"Our rods penetrate much deeper "
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« Reply #30 on: February 23, 2011, 06:21:59 PM » |
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A favorite from a T-shirt advertising the bank my wife worked at:'
Bankers do it with interest (front of shirt)
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal (back of shirt)
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« Reply #31 on: February 23, 2011, 08:02:25 PM » |
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Our garbage hauler had on the back of his trucks,
A butler in tails holding a garbage can and the caption was "We Cater"
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« Reply #32 on: February 24, 2011, 04:47:59 AM » |
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I saw a story about creative business names and there is a towing company called Camel Towing. I'm sure that gets a look or two!
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« Reply #33 on: February 24, 2011, 04:48:42 AM » |
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« Reply #34 on: February 24, 2011, 05:46:16 AM » |
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