John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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« on: February 22, 2011, 05:10:42 PM » |
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They never miss a chance to zing each other if the opportunity should present itself. Case in point....recently my daughter #2, at 50 yrs. of age, decided it would be kinda cool to have a hummingbird tatooed on her right breast. It was placed rather high but still mostly hidden. She was proudly showing it to her older sister, my daughter #1, and telling her why the hummingbird and not some other type. Her older sister, in a rather dry voice said flatly; "Tari, in ten years that hummingbird will look like a Sandhill Crane." I laughed until I had tears, I won't repeat the response of the "tatooee" except she didn't learn that from me....must have been her mother.  |
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2011, 05:15:41 PM » |
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They never miss a chance to zing each other if the opportunity should present itself. Case in point....recently my daughter #2, at 50 yrs. of age, decided it would be kinda cool to have a hummingbird tatooed on her right breast. It was placed rather high but still mostly hidden. She was proudly showing it to her older sister, my daughter #1, and telling her why the hummingbird and not some other type. Her older sister, in a rather dry voice said flatly; "Tari, in ten years that hummingbird will look like a Sandhill Crane." I laughed until I had tears, I won't repeat the response of the "tatooee" except she didn't learn that from me....must have been her mother. Better that than a tufted tit-mouse. They are near extinct, I hear. I am reminded that the average bra size in Sun City is 36 long. |
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2011, 05:19:02 PM » |
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really you had NO influence? I gotta call BS, your a great hang bro and very witty. I know some of that had to rub off on them. ( and I thought I was out numbered in my house with just a daughter and wife, but we had 4 cats ALL female)
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2011, 05:37:33 PM » |
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really you had NO influence? I gotta call BS, your a great hang bro and very witty. I know some of that had to rub off on them. ( and I thought I was out numbered in my house with just a daughter and wife, but we had 4 cats ALL female)
Tom, the only other male we had in the household was a runt pup born along with a huge female. The little male runt only lived three days and died at night, under a full moon. I often wondered if there was a bad omen in that event.  |
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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2011, 06:06:40 AM » |
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The college shares a building with the senior citizen activity center. When I walk down the hall I always notice the sign that says, "Senior Citizen Cheerleading." I always wonder why I look in the door. I'm sure I don't want to know what's inside.
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2011, 03:24:34 PM » |
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They never miss a chance to zing each other if the opportunity should present itself. Case in point....recently my daughter #2, at 50 yrs. of age, decided it would be kinda cool to have a hummingbird tatooed on her right breast. It was placed rather high but still mostly hidden. She was proudly showing it to her older sister, my daughter #1, and telling her why the hummingbird and not some other type. Her older sister, in a rather dry voice said flatly; "Tari, in ten years that hummingbird will look like a Sandhill Crane." I laughed until I had tears, I won't repeat the response of the "tatooee" except she didn't learn that from me....must have been her mother. My SIL got a tramp stamp of a butterfly when she was 18 and had a fair form. (broke and begging money but had enough for about 240-270 dollars worth of stain) Now in her 30's after throwing 3 colts and no effort into taking the weight off, shall we say, her horizon has broadened some to the point of walking past her is a effort in breaking the gravitational pull. I have been known to remark that that thing likely looks like a roadkill blue jay. |
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John Schmidt
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Posts: 15225
a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2011, 05:38:11 PM » |
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You silver tongued devil. Sounds like she's the same height, standing up or laying down.  |
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bigdog99
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2011, 06:00:35 PM » |
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gotta say, i just pissed my pants from post 1 the last. now that was funny, i will sleep with 1 eye open to prevent having dreams from all of the word pictures. |
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