THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS MOTORCYCLE!!

[Michael K (Az.)]

I only wanted to have my friends that own lesser motorcycles feel better about themselves.
It's all about the self-esteem.

[John Schmidt]

Mike, thank goodness there's nothing wrong with it. Any time I see you with anything resembling a wrench(not wench) in your hands, I start to sweat and worry. It would appear you're just releasing the pressure on the shocks and rear tire....correct?

And PLEASE, get some sun or cover up those lily whites hanging out there. 

[Michael K (Az.)]

Actually, I had just finished scratching my back and thinking that I'd better hurry up and get inside before my lilly whites changed color!

[musclehead]

I second that, get some shake and fake tan on them legs   your not white, your neon white  

[czuch]

Its nice to care about the feeeeeelings of others.
Thank you Sir, for providing that service.
The down side of that is the false sense of security it gives them.

[Michael K (Az.)]

Its nice to care about the feeeeeelings of others.
Thank you Sir, for providing that service.
The down side of that is the false sense of security it gives them.

Of course the fact that this promotes a false sense of security only allows me to race for pinks knowing this delusion that they have will only profit myself in the long run.
You know, if we didn't have thoughtful and giving people like me I hesitate to think what our great country would become.

[czuch]

Makes me shudder.
I raced "pinks" one time. The guy started cryin and I told him he was buyin pizza.

[Michael K (Az.)]