1. You mean they're washable???
2. Yes. Saw one in a museum once.
3. Chrome, I've read can refract light in such a way as to actually accelerate the vehicle! Amazing, isn't it? (And I've actually been removing some chrome from mine lately anyway...)
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5. Honestly, much as I hate to say it, hafta say yes, I have. Now, "better" is a relative term, but our ST1300 is better than the Valk in all ways on a spec sheet. But... The Valk is still my primary bike, just more comfortable for me.
6. At least we're not having to lube the chain at every other gas stop, but yeah... Of course, that was always "Maintenance free for the life of the bike" back when the life of the bike was 20,000 miles or so as well...
7. Honda has a marketing department???
8. a standard built between 1981 and 1983