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Author Topic: OMG..........WHAT THE HELL !!!!!!!  (Read 1490 times)
T.P.
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« on: March 18, 2011, 10:55:28 AM »

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/jail-smuggling/man-keystered-cellphone-mp3-player-headphones-cash-pot-california-jail    2funny
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Slick
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Jupiter, Florida


« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2011, 11:25:54 AM »




OUCH !!!!!
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R J
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Des Moines, IA


« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2011, 12:50:16 PM »

A book could be written on how and when the prisoners get items into the lockup.

We could do a search of the prisoner and when they got to lockup they were given another search by the San Quentin guards.  Later, they found contraband   in their cell.

Most of the objects found in a cell search, the guards figured out how they smuggled them.  Lots of open areas to the inside of the body and they used them all.

As Forrest Gump would say:
“That's all I have to say about that.”
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old2soon
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2011, 01:27:06 PM »

I dang sure don't wanna listen to his music nor borrow his makins for a smoke. uglystupid2 2funny crazy2
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Chrisj CMA
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Crestview (Panhandle) Florida


« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2011, 01:54:51 PM »

kinda gives new meaning to the word "stash"  Holy Cow!
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Bobbo
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Saint Charles, MO


« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2011, 02:37:26 PM »

He could always use the old Cheech and Chong line-- "Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man."
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Super Santa
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2011, 02:47:56 PM »

T.P. must have a boring job to find all this stuff he comes up with.

Come on, springtime.  Time to get out and ride.
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2011, 02:53:45 PM »

Surprised they didn't find his Harley up there.   crazy2
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Garfield
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Phoenix, AZ


« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2011, 03:12:15 PM »

Surprised they didn't find his Harley up there.   crazy2

 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny
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RainMaker
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Arlington, TX


« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2011, 05:20:01 PM »

If I just get a little water on my cell phone, it stops working.  Those Kyroceras must be pretty good.
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RTaz
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Oscoda, Michigan


« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2011, 05:20:30 PM »

 Grin Grin What an A$$....
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2011, 05:24:01 PM »

Jeez, he coulda just saved his lettus from lunch, dried it out on a light bulb, rolled it up and smoked that.  Lips Sealed
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Livin' the Valk, er, F6B life in Central Florida.

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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2011, 06:06:57 PM »

YUCK!!!!! Shocked
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2011, 06:16:33 PM »

A couple things come to mind.....1)if the phone rings how does he answer it(no strings attached?) and 2)his partner must be....ah, never mind.
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T.P.
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Apple Valley, Minnesota.


« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2011, 06:44:58 AM »

CAN YA HEAR ME NOW  2funny
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Serk
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« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2011, 09:07:01 AM »

The subject on this one was just brilliant I thought:

http://www.wyff4.com/r/27200800/detail.html

Deputy: Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks
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