okay, how do you get it in english!!!
Some web sites can be translated from one language to another through the following site. There are others as well but here's one to play with.
http://babelfish.yahoo.com/First, you visit the site you want translated and copy it's IP address. Then go to the babelfish site and paste that address into the appropriate spot, choose the from/to languages and go.
The Japanese site mentioned here doesn't work but you might experiment around with it, perhaps with other translators and get some worthwhile results.