i got a guy ( our parts guy ) at work today..i was inspecting his jeep wrangler. he came out into the shop and asked me if i found anything. i said yes and i'm failing your inspection. he asked why? told him his Kanoodle rod was bent.
he took the flashlight out of my hand and proceded to crawl under his jeep. he was under there for at least 5 minutes.
when he came out he said he could find no bent rods. i told him it was'nt under the jeep it was between the steering wheel and the seat.
he then proceded to open the door and look under the dash, and look at the steering columm. he still said he could find nothing wrong..told him he needed to set in the seat to see it. to which he crawled into the jeep. after 1 minute he said he still cannot find anything.
i told him to reach up and adjust the rear view mirror so he could see himself..then he caught on..LOL..
Good one!
At work, one of the sales guys cut a tiny piece of post-it-note, and stuck it to the bottom of a co-worker's optical mouse... covering the laser/sensor.
It took her at least 10 minutes of turning the mouse off/on, unplug/plug, etc. to log in for work.
He was going to do the same for me, but I was already there when he walked in cutting the post-it-note... and thus had to explain why he was doing that.
