Old Bikers

[BigAlOfMD]

Two old bikers stopped for gas.
1st one says "Sure is Windy."
2nd one says "Naw, it's Thursday."
1st one says "Sure am, let's get a drink."

[Mike M in ohio]

Here's another:
     Gal goes into the newspaper office and says,"My husband Bill just died, so I need to have an obituary printed. The newspaper editor  says, "Sure ma'am. That will be $1.00 per word."
     The woman sighs. "Oh dear. I only have $3.00. So, it will just have to say, Bill Is Dead."
     The Editor feels bad for the ol' gal. So he says, "I tell you what. For your three dollars, I'll let you have ten full words."
     The woman smiles warmly. "Oh, that's so kind of you. Those extra words sure make things easier. So....let's see. Please print: Bill is Dead. His beautiful Valkyrie is now for sale."


                                                           Hope you're all laughin. Mike in New York