laserpat
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Let the wind carry your troubles away!
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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Babe Ruth
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Lyndon B. Johnson
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Paul Horning
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
H. L.. Mencken
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
George Bernard Shaw
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry
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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
W. C. Fields
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Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group -Salvation in a can!
Leo Durocher
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One night at Cheers, Cliff Calvin explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:
"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2011, 04:44:11 AM » |
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. . ...Id rather have a bottle in front of me. ....then a frontal labotomy..
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fordmano
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« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2011, 04:57:11 AM » |
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Jenny Craig has a tough time replacing a set of Beer Goggles!
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Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005
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« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2011, 05:26:06 AM » |
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Beer....Teaching white people to dance since 1812.
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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2011, 05:28:57 AM » |
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Beer....Teaching white people to dance since 1812.
Yeah.....what Joe said......  ..........Uhhh, craps, I forgot I don't drink..... 
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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2011, 05:33:20 AM » |
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OMG!! My eyes!!! Waaaaaay too early to see that Steamer. Hay  Jimmyt |
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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2011, 05:34:27 AM » |
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« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2011, 05:48:04 AM » |
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crap, I just shot coffee out my nose and woke up the baby  |
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Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005
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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2011, 06:03:43 AM » |
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Beer....Teaching white people to dance since 1812.
Yeah.....what Joe said...... ..........Uhhh, craps, I forgot I don't drink..... Steamer getting "Low"Sorry Steamer I had to let the local nervous hospital in your area know about this ??? They should be coming for you soon |
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Any day that you ride is a good day!
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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2011, 06:16:31 AM » |
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Gear Jammer
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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2011, 06:19:32 AM » |
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« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2011, 06:22:05 AM » |
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OK.... I watched a few seconds of the video...... Where do I sign up for the 'frontal lobodomy'???????  |
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« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2011, 06:50:11 AM » |
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That video is the most complete and tragic hijacking of a thread in all of recorded history...........
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« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2011, 07:04:36 AM » |
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I'm speechless!
Actually, Stanley, don't give up your day job.
Jim
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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2011, 07:40:19 AM » |
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« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2011, 08:48:09 AM » |
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This little jewel is for the Ladies....I could have been on dancing with the stars....actually, I can't even watch more than a few seconds of it either...... .... I think a man would have to be drunk to watch the whole thing....now, it's thread related again.... |
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« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2011, 10:19:21 AM » |
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This little jewel is for the Ladies.... I'd like to say that I'm sure the ladies appreciate it, but I don't think so. I don't think so. I really don't think so. (Where's my puking emoticon?) |
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« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2011, 12:04:23 PM » |
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This little jewel is for the Ladies.... I'd like to say that I'm sure the ladies appreciate it, but I don't think so. I don't think so. I really don't think so. (Where's my puking emoticon?) Like shooting fish in a barrel...... |
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« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2011, 12:29:26 PM » |
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I'd rather BE a good liver than have one.
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Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2011, 12:35:59 PM » |
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I suffered PTSD the first time you posted that!! Was just released from therapy and now I'll have to go to emergency counseling. Just seeing that it was posted was enough. I didn't EVEN have to watch it. I'm having flashbacks from a couple of years ago, slapping my hands over my face and screaming, MY EYES! MY EYES! Cause, God knows, as much as I've tried to repress that memory, YOU CAN'T UNSEE THAT!!
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« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2011, 02:32:39 PM » |
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Saying you can't unsee that vid has(thank god for really large favors) kept me from pushing the start arrow. Judging by a lot of the posted reactions-don't think i ever will push the start arrow-in this or any other lifetime.  And the sad part to my post is-ta da-i ain't never met staley steamer. RIDE SAFE. |
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« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2011, 05:25:45 PM » |
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Beer....Teaching white people to dance since 1812.
Yeah.....what Joe said...... ..........Uhhh, craps, I forgot I don't drink..... Steamer getting "Low"Well at least SS kept his helmet on...but I think this is yet another example of All The Gear All The Time. Redline |
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« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2011, 05:44:09 PM » |
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Ignore them ! Shake it Steamer! SHAKE IT ! ! |
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« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2011, 06:37:31 PM » |
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That video is only going to come back to haunt you when you run for president.
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