New Study

[motomama]

Women's Ass Size Study - There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses. The results were pretty interesting. 30% of women think their ass is too fat. 10% of women think their ass is too skinny. The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and wouldn't trade him for the world.   

[Stanley Steamer]

 

[Chrisj CMA]

Reminds me.....(this is a true story)

A friend and co-worker a few years back asked me to pick him up to take him to work.  His wife (a very sweet lady) answered the door.  She blew me away with the question she asked me.   She opened the door and said "Do you know what women do with their a$$holes in the morning?" ...  "They pack them a lunch and send them to work"

LOL

[Serk]

Some mornings I wake up grumpy...

...but usually I try to let her sleep in.

[BIG COUNTRY 23321]

Reminds me of an Old joke my Grandfather once told me :

A woman comes home from the Doctors Office and said to her Husband
" Do you know what the doctor said today? He said I had a Tight Box !! "
The Husband Replied " Did he say anything about your Big Ass ?? "
She says " No, He didnt mention your name the whole time I was there "
 

[fudgie]

I think willow needs to pull this post. 

[bigdog99]

my wife thought that was very funny,   but she wouldnt tell me why.  

[John Schmidt]

Having observed you two from afar, I can only assume Carl falls in the 60% range, with maybe a touch of the first 30% thrown in. 

After showing it to my wife, she agrees....about 50/50 in the same categories.

[Willow]

Having observed you two from afar, I can only assume Carl falls in the 60% range, with maybe a touch of the first 30% thrown in.  

In truth she has a touch of MPD.    



But at the end of the day we have something in common.  I love her --- and she loves mine.    

[Kymbo]

My wife said to me one day "I think i'd like larger boobs"
I said "Just rub toilet paper between them"
She said "how will that help"
I said "It worked on your Ass didnt it?"