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Big Rig
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« on: April 27, 2011, 06:59:57 AM »

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.  'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.  'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'  Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'  'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard.  Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'    'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'

Mohammed higher than Jesus!  Man, oh man!  Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.  Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:  'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.  'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.  Would you like a cup of coffee?'

Obama says, 'Yes please!'  As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'




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elraque
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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2011, 07:12:11 AM »

That right there, that's a story that can start a jihad... watch yer back!
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old2soon
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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2011, 07:57:26 AM »

God forgive me-i laughed. Couldn't help myself. Course you could be correct about the jihad. Some folks in this here world ain't got nary a sense of humor. And that is a sad thing indeed-no humor. A good laugh is-not always but once in awhile-a better way to start the day than with a cup of coffee. Course i'm sittin here with a cup of coffee and laughing. 2funny Don't get much better than that. Ya well ridin. uglystupid2 Didn't wanna get flamed here. Grin RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2011, 11:17:13 AM »

Would have been better if Bin Laden was climbing the ladder...... Grin
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Big Rig
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2011, 04:51:27 AM »

Would have been better if Bin Laden was climbing the ladder...... Grin

There is NO going up for HIM!
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