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3fan4life
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« on: April 28, 2011, 06:55:15 AM »
A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side.

"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said.

The jeweler looked through his stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.

"I don't think you understand-I want something very unique," the man said.

At that, the now very excited jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000."

The girls eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.

"How are you paying?" asked the jeweler.

"I'll pay by check; but of course you will want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, and then I'll fetch the ring on Monday."

Monday morning, a very disappointed jeweler phoned the man. "You lied, there's no money in that account."

"I know, I'm sorry, but you wouldn't believe what a FANTASTIC weekend I had?"


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solo1
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2011, 06:59:46 AM »
He must've had help! Grin Grin Grin
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R J
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2011, 07:42:15 AM »
Quote from: solo1 on April 28, 2011, 06:59:46 AM
He must've had help! Grin Grin Grin

10-04 what Wayne said.
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Michvalk
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2011, 12:24:34 PM »
The little blue pill Cool cooldude
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HotRod
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2011, 12:53:17 PM »
I like it  cooldude
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R J
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2011, 01:50:58 PM »
Quote from: HotRod on April 28, 2011, 12:53:17 PM
I like it  cooldude

Hey Rod, what ya like, the little blue pill?   Evil tickedoff
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2011, 04:42:23 PM »
Quote from: solo1 on April 28, 2011, 06:59:46 AM
He must've had help! Grin Grin Grin
Yup, sorta like the old joke about a nitecrawler and a wildcat's butt. How does that song go...."Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind."  Cry
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old2soon
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2011, 04:55:07 PM »
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.  cooldude RIDE SAFE.
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