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What we have here is a failure to communicate "You can't fix stupid."  |
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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2011, 07:11:01 AM » |
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"I hate it when that happenes"
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hubcapsc
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2011, 07:26:05 AM » |
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"What causes that?"
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 07:32:39 AM » |
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Stupid hurts That'll feel real good once it stops hurting. Do not meddle in the affairs of system admins, for they are subtle, and quick to anger. And, of course, the one in my signature  |
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2011, 08:48:36 AM » |
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"100 years from now, we'll all look back at this and laugh!"
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RainMaker
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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2011, 09:15:07 AM » |
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It ain't what you know; it's what you know about who.
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KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2011, 09:17:44 AM » |
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It's easier to ask for forgiveness the permission  |
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2011, 09:27:23 AM » |
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No matter where you go, there you are.
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Jabba
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2011, 09:31:04 AM » |
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He who is willing to give up his liberty for security shall have neither.
If you refuse to participate in politics... you are doomed to be governed by your inferiors.
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2011, 09:35:04 AM » |
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Those that forget the past are bound to redeem it. Better to be hated for what you are then to be loved for what your not. Loud wives loose lives Eatin aint cheatin  |
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2011, 09:52:36 AM » |
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Those that forget the past are bound to redeem it. And Serk's corollary: Those that remember the past are doomed to watching it being repeated... |
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away... IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2011, 10:03:30 AM » |
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A fool finds no pleasure in understanding, but delights in airing his own opinion.
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2011, 10:13:02 AM » |
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If all else fails-read the directions. Course-the first one at the bottom of this ain't bad either.  RIDE SAFE. |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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Jack
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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2011, 10:35:44 AM » |
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I'm listening to what you're saying but I'm only hearing what I want to.
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"It takes a certain kind of nut to ride a motorcycle, and I am that motorcycle nut," Lyle Grimes, RIP August 2009.   |
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2011, 10:47:22 AM » |
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COMPOST HAPPENS
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Westernbiker
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« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2011, 11:02:10 AM » |
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May the Lord always ride fence on your range!
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csj
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I used to be a wolfboy, but I'm alright NOOOOOWWWW
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« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2011, 11:14:24 AM » |
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I gots two;
Brian is so far up the bosses a$$, he can see David's shoes.
Engineering talk;
That engineer is so stupid, he couldn't design a plug
for a dog's a$$ if he had a turd for a template.
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A guy called me a Ba$tard, I said in my case it's an accident
of birth, in your case you're a self made man.
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« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2011, 11:31:39 AM » |
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No matter how long you soak a sponge in a bucket of water, you can still break a window with a hammer.
My Dad's motto.
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Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2011, 11:44:04 AM » |
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Put that down son, it might be loa................
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Aot of guys with burn marks,gnarly scars and funny twitches ask why I spend so much on safety gear
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KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2011, 11:52:41 AM » |
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X Ring
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« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2011, 11:54:06 AM » |
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My God! Trying to do that is like herding cats!
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People are more passionately opposed to wearing fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than bikers.  |
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« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2011, 11:59:57 AM » |
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A good man knows his limitations.
Do you feel lucky?
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« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2011, 12:15:09 PM » |
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The more hair I lose, the more head I get!
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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. ![](http://weathersticker.wunderground.com/weathersticker/miniStates/language/www/US/IN/Seymour.gif" alt="Click for Seymour, Indiana Forecast" border="0" height="100" width="200" /></a>) |
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« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2011, 12:25:34 PM » |
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"It's hard for a priest in a small town" My Dad always said that, And it was decades before I understood it. |
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KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2011, 12:37:34 PM » |
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My God! Trying to do that is like herding cats!
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Serk
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« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2011, 12:47:09 PM » |
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And if anyone's ever wondered why I'm a wee bet off kilter, well... That's the company I've worked for for the last 14 years... (Well, except for the fast that EDS no longer exists, we got gobbled up by HP, but still...) |
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away... IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2011, 12:49:59 PM » |
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Keep It Simple Stupid. The most important thing I learned in engineering school was the KISS method.  |
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« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2011, 01:24:06 PM » |
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makes me feel lower n a snakes belly in a wagon rut..
quicker than a hic up
Whoa you son of b**** WHOAAAAA!!!!
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« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2011, 01:31:04 PM » |
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"you make a living by what you get,
you make a life by what you give"
Winston Churchill
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« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2011, 02:15:06 PM » |
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Did that all by yer self did ya?! No Worries!  |
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« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2011, 03:02:15 PM » |
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Beer is proof that God loves us
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« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2011, 03:19:30 PM » |
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you know,
i don't know.
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Promote world peace, ban all religion. Ride Safe, Ride Often!!  |
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« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2011, 04:29:49 PM » |
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If you want something done right....do it yourself..... (disclaimer.....sometimes PAYING someone who knows WTH they are doing once, is better than you screwing it up and STILL having to pay them to do it right).....  |
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« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2011, 04:53:26 PM » |
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"If ya got a turd to eat don't nibble at it" ???
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Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005
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Beautiful east Tennessee ( GOD'S Country )
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« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2011, 04:57:41 PM » |
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" You Can't Hide Money "  |
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« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2011, 05:12:01 PM » |
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Cut your way in and weld your way out. It's only kinky the first couple of times then it becomes the norm. |
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« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2011, 05:23:43 PM » |
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You can polish on a turd all day but you'll still have a piece of $hit.
It ain't brain surgery.
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« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2011, 05:29:48 PM » |
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"Never trust a fart"
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VRCC # 30938 '99 Std. - Black & Silver - "Spirit Horse" Dear God, Seriously .... Thanks for creating beer. You rock !!  |
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R J
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« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2011, 06:09:55 PM » |
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If ya don't go
when ya gotta go
you'll find ya already went
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